A Whittle Bit of Commentary with Chad Whittle
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It took me a couple of months to have my sources confirm what I am about to announce on today’s program, but I can now finally announce some huge election information to you in a Chad Whittle exclusive. According to my sources, this fall when you go to vote, you will not even have to leave your house. It has now been approved that you’ll be able to vote via social media. According to one source, “let’s face it. Americans are lazy, and it’s too much work have to put your phone down, drive somewhere and go vote. Compared to what’s trending on social media, letting their voice be heard and helping to shape the future of the nation is just not as important.” This year to vote for someone, you simply have follow or like their page on social media. To change your vote, simply unfollow someone’s page. I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho on social media. I’m Chad Whittle on A Whittle Bit of April Fools Commentary.
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